Location: New York, NY

Well-educated, wear nice shoes to work, living a life of quiet desperation, all that shit.

Monday, May 15, 2006


When making plans for the weekend (on a Monday???), it's probably not a good idea to tell someone that you "had five things all swirling around in the air, but you were the cheapest option." Unless you're getting a hooker. Which you very well might be.


Blogger TinaPoPo said...

Just found your blog via Peter Lynn, and I absolutely love it.

7:19 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

Ooh, maybe negotiating more "massages" in Chinatown. (shudder)

11:12 AM  
Blogger Ryan Jett said...

Truly good stuff. I'm a big fan of violently passive-aggressive sarcasm and employ it myself on a regular basis. Also, reading this keeps me from accidentally accomplishing anything at work. Kudos.

12:43 PM  
Blogger A Concerned Fan said...

Sometimes the cheapest option is the best option

-Anyone dating Tara Reid

7:55 PM  

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