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When making plans for the weekend (on a Monday???), it's probably not a good idea to tell someone that you "had five things all swirling around in the air, but you were the cheapest option." Unless you're getting a hooker. Which you very well might be.
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Just found your blog via Peter Lynn, and I absolutely love it.
Ooh, maybe negotiating more "massages" in Chinatown. (shudder)
Truly good stuff. I'm a big fan of violently passive-aggressive sarcasm and employ it myself on a regular basis. Also, reading this keeps me from accidentally accomplishing anything at work. Kudos.
Sometimes the cheapest option is the best option
-Anyone dating Tara Reid
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