Location: New York, NY

Well-educated, wear nice shoes to work, living a life of quiet desperation, all that shit.

Thursday, May 11, 2006


If you're going to complain daily about the cost of your salad at the make-your-own salad place, here's a thought- DON'T ADD AS MANY TOPPINGS. It's simple arithmetic.

You could start by leaving off whatever it is that makes the noise like it's engaged in battle when you chew.


Blogger Pamela Hollosnap said...

I think I was married to this guy once. It sounded like he was rolling river pebbles around in his head when he ate. And it didn't matter what he put in that stupid maw of his, even applesauce would sound like that.

I had to divorce him. What other choice did I have?

I feel your pain.

4:27 PM  

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