Location: New York, NY

Well-educated, wear nice shoes to work, living a life of quiet desperation, all that shit.

Monday, March 27, 2006


I didn't even know it was possible to slurp a salad. Physically, I just can't understand how it's happening. Perhaps your mouth is built differently than mine.


Blogger Axxela said...

The Learning Disabilities coordinator at the university where I work is possibly the most annoying woman in the world. She'll come up behind me and read my computer over my shoulder, but really quietly, because she doesn't want me to realize she's snooping. She takes 7 minutes to ask a simple one-sentence question. All that among other horrors. Everyone hates her.

She just came into the lab where I work and started complaining (for the second time today) about how they're moving her to a smaller office that won't be as private. This was absolutely absurd. I don't have my own office. My boss who's worked here for 20 years doesn't have his own office. I'd had enough of her whining, so I snapped, "At least you get to have an office" and she goes, "Ok..." and leaves the room. I hope she goes up to her OFFICE and cries.

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