Within 45 seconds

of asking you a question, I realized that you would not stop talking for at least 7-8 minutes, depsite the fact that I only responded with nods and platitudes such as "True, true" and "I can see that". You claim to want to become a minister so that you can "enlighten people" and you think it'd be "nice to have a congregation". I think it's because you enjoy talking at people that are hopelessly chained to one spot, unable to respond or leave, no matter how much they may want to.

You could also become a dentist.