This isn't your living room

And thank God, because whatever sort of drug I would have to imbibe to kill my sense of reasoning and therefore actually enter your living room would most likely be detrimental to my health. But on another note, you've been working here for two weeks, part-time. This does not give you the level of comfort required to take off your shoes and pad about the office in your socks. While this was acceptable in college, by the looks of it, you are long, long past the college years. (I would ask, but can't bear the thought of gaining any other window into your life)