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Here's a thought- if you've left a vague voicemail for someone you've met and are trying to schmooze, when they (God forbid) actually call you back, you probably shouldn't have to describe what you look like. That's a sign that you shouldn't be in possession of their phone number in the first place.
Also, you shouldn't lie about your height.
Or ask to call them back on a landline because you're too cheap to use your day minutes.
Or mention the time you took a "client to small claims court".
Another bad sign? If someone can live blog one of your overheard phone calls.
Also, you shouldn't lie about your height.
Or ask to call them back on a landline because you're too cheap to use your day minutes.
Or mention the time you took a "client to small claims court".
Another bad sign? If someone can live blog one of your overheard phone calls.
posted by RubberBunsandLiquor | 1:10 PM
5 Comments:
God, this co-worker sounds like hell. I'm sorry. I suggest a big pair of headphones: I'm not kidding!
Dating Monkey recommended you. She was right.
Much goodness here.
I feel your pain.
god, oh god, my stomach hurts from laughing. I mean I truly am sorry that this idiot is such a big part of your working life, but holy hell, you have a wonderful way of skewering the dolt!
oh this is it. he he. I would sure hate someone like that. That's too bad. I'm sorry. I hope they're are not almost like a stalker.
Start playing fun little office games with him.... I mean torturous ones. At one point in my "life at a desk" it was necessary to master the "fake stumble while holding a stapler and accidentally stapling your thigh" Has a long name but is soooooo much fun. Is also fun to smear a thin layer of ranch dressing on the underside of someones desk... really starts to stink after a few days.
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