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Well-educated, wear nice shoes to work, living a life of quiet desperation, all that shit.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

And starring...

Your IMDB profile has a message board on which two people have posted that you're a "terrific actor", and your "time will come". When the only credits to your name are as "Movie Patron #2" and "Hotel Waiter", it's kind of obvious that either you're leaving yourself praise on your own message board, or you and "Movie Patron #1" have a little mutual back scratching thing going on.

21 Comments:

Blogger Ben said...

Hooray! I sooooooooooo want to see this guy on IMDB...you probably can't leave the address here, can you?

7:09 AM  
Blogger jps said...

i went as far as to type in "hotel waiter" as an imdb search. there are 108 hotel waiters. and i totally think i know which is him, although i won't say it here. i really need to get a life (or a more interesting job).

8:38 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

I kept wondering how he played "Hotel Water" until I realized I can't read 2 good. Maybe I should be friends with this guy!

9:30 AM  
Blogger Pamela Hollosnap said...

LOL @ shirley,

and KUDOS for the hilarious post. I will come to this blog as long as it's up an running. What a treat!

6:26 PM  
Blogger me said...

Oh dear god, my boss is three feet from me telling a serious anecdote involving her only child and my face has actually gone purple from trying to contain the laughter. And there's coffee in my nose.

Bravo.

3:13 AM  
Blogger shirley said...

Where's this stupid new guy so that you can talk more shit? (And by where, I suppose I'm asking where you stashed his body)

7:41 PM  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

More. Now.

5:04 PM  
Blogger Walking Spanish said...

unfortunately it seems our most hated new guy has taken his annoying self to LA just like he promised. sad as it is for us, i hope laughing lynne is enjoying a modicum of peace finally. keep rubber buns n liquor runnin girl!

7:43 AM  
Blogger The Wanted Man said...

Either he's thinking that by putting on some positive feedback others might be inclined to do likewise or he's a bit of a sad bastard.

I knew some guy on a chess website who pulled a similar kinda stunt. He created two gaming accounts, playing himself and purposefully losing with one to give the other an awesome win stat.

Now he was a sad bastard.

Comments 19 of 20

7:53 AM  
Blogger Z said...

I am so sad this site is over because I just found it and thought it was one of the funniest things I've read!

12:21 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

There's a new asian guy that she is talking about on Rubber Buns. Hopefully, with our encouragement, she will fixate on him next.

Mel Gibson: "Hey uncle benny, got any flied lice?"

Uncle Benny: "It's FRIED RICE, you PLICK!"

11:12 AM  
Blogger Lauren said...

My friends sister asked me to leave messages on her board even though she has 4 "roles" that were all uncredited.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Miss Keeks said...

We have an annoying new girl too. Large, thong-wearing, squeaky-voiced, massive butt girl who sits at her desk playing sudoku all day.

I feel your pain.

8:56 AM  
Blogger City Slicker said...

Very funny indeed
City Slicker

12:03 PM  
Blogger How I Died Today said...

I hope you hate someone else in your office really soon. Great blog!

9:19 AM  
Blogger Wet Hott American Assistant X said...

Please, please clue us in to who this guy is...just in case I run into him in LA. There are so many white pants wearing, wanna be actor/writers with no social skills out here that I may meet him one day and not know it.

And that would be sadness.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Public Servant said...

Thanks for inspiring me to blog about the nuances in my office life....keep the posts coming.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Angelina said...

ugh. insufferable.

7:34 PM  
Blogger bleeeeeeeeeeeeeee said...

.. .. .. .. ...

3:04 AM  
Blogger Halfmad said...

Loved this; read it all in one sitting, over a year after you last posted. Everyone knows and hates the hated new guy.

11:15 AM  
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10:21 PM  

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